United States of America: ARMED FORCES DRAFT REGISTRATION


ACCEPTED - REPORT NOW FOR DUTY

Your Draft Number is "84420-CRUSADER-8518"



NEXT STEPS:
  1. PRINT THIS PAGE FOR YOUR RECORDS

  2. IMMEDIATELY BOOK your one-way plane ticket to U.S. Imperial Command in Doha, Qatar.

  3. IMMEDIATELY PURCHASE and begin wearing your new mandatory pre-military wardrobe:

"Global Domination Force"

"American Crusader"

"Christian Soldier"

"USA: We Own the Planet"

"Peace is for Pussies"

"USA Kicks Foreigner Ass!"




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